Mar 5, 2012 9:40:37 AM

Sometimes, saying "sorry" just won't cut it. Like if you cheat on your significant other with a hooker (and in the process get frothy Santorum all over the family room). In this case, you must do penance. We at Rooftop suggest the following form of self-torture: call up Rick Santorum's presidential campaign, and donate your own hard-earned money...